Me: Who are you going to marry?
Tim: Fluffy, when she is bigger.
Me: You can't marry your sister
Tim: Okay, I'll marry Nathan then.
Me: You can't marry him either. Boys have to marry girls; like Mommy and Daddy.
(I list examples of other married couples that he knows)
Tim: Then I'll marry you
Me: I'm already married to Daddy
Tim: How about Nana?
Me: She's married to grandpa and you can't marry anyone in your family. It's against the rules.
Tim: What about grandpa?
Me: He's a boy and in your family AND he's already married to Nana!
Tim: Okay, I'll just pick Uncle Brad then. (We started laughing uncontrollably)
Tim: Wait. Nathan can marry Uncle Brad- I want to marry Cadbury. (he is a dog)