Tripped over a toy, went to put it on the shelf and found this.
A dismantled shelf, hex key, and pile of screws. Timothy decided that if he took apart the shelf there would be no reason to clean up the toys, since there would be nowhere to put them. He told me that he has been slowly taking apart the shelf over a period of DAYS and hiding the screws behind the recliner.
That child will never, ever get my car keys.